{"id":38,"date":"2021-10-15T10:05:23","date_gmt":"2021-10-15T17:05:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wanderingmollusk.craftedbyfoe.com\/?page_id=38"},"modified":"2023-02-23T12:06:45","modified_gmt":"2023-02-23T20:06:45","slug":"services","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/wanderingmollusk.craftedbyfoe.com\/?page_id=38","title":{"rendered":"Services"},"content":{"rendered":"<section class=\"banner\">\n    <div class=\"banner-title\">\n        <h1 class=\"primary-heading wow-quick\">\n            Services        <\/h1>\n    <\/div>\n            <img decoding=\"async\" class=\"parallax-banner\" src=\"https:\/\/wanderingmollusk.craftedbyfoe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/services-banner.jpg\" alt=\"\">\n    <\/section><section class=\"intro-centered block Dark\">\n    <div class=\"intro-text wow-quick\">\n                    <h3 class=\"small-heading\">Let the Good Times Broil <\/h3>\n                            <h2 class=\"secondary-heading\">No matter what the occasion, we\u2019re determined to be a memorable part of it, second only to the bride\u2019s dress or niece Jenny\u2019s cover of \u2018Rocket Man.\u2019 Our shuckers alone are worth the price of admission, ever-ready to regal with tales of adventure and pearls of wisdom. 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Suddenly, there were all these guys just like us, only with beer, wine and spirits instead of oysters and buckets. It made all kinds of sense to get together and so we started showing up at brewhouses, wineries and distilleries. 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It\u2019s the crew that shucks them before your eyes Boy, do they have stories to tell!<\/p>\n                                                    <a class=\"foe-button\" href=\"https:\/\/wanderingmollusk.craftedbyfoe.com\/services\/catering\/\" target=\"\">\n                                Learn More                            <\/a>\n                                                                            <div class=\"graphic\">\n                                <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"532\" height=\"202\" src=\"https:\/\/wanderingmollusk.craftedbyfoe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/WM-Crab-Final.jpg\" class=\"attachment-large size-large\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/wanderingmollusk.craftedbyfoe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/WM-Crab-Final.jpg 532w, https:\/\/wanderingmollusk.craftedbyfoe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/WM-Crab-Final-300x114.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 532px) 100vw, 532px\" \/>                            <\/div>\n                         \n                    <\/div>\n\n                <\/div>\n            \n                    \n        <\/div>\n\n    <\/section><section class=\"block testimonials\">\n    <img decoding=\"async\" class=\"centered-logo wow\" src=\"\/wp-content\/themes\/wm\/images\/shell\/footer-logo-gold.svg\">\n\n    <div class=\"inner wow\">\n\n                    <div class=\"primary-heading\">\n                Testimonials            <\/div>\n                \n                    <div class=\"slider-wrap\">\n                <div class=\"prev\">\n                    <svg xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"13.503\" height=\"23.619\" viewBox=\"0 0 13.503 23.619\">\n                    <path id=\"Icon_ionic-ios-arrow-back\" data-name=\"Icon ionic-ios-arrow-back\" d=\"M15.321,18l8.937-8.93a1.688,1.688,0,0,0-2.391-2.384L11.742,16.8a1.685,1.685,0,0,0-.049,2.327L21.86,29.32a1.688,1.688,0,0,0,2.391-2.384Z\" transform=\"translate(-11.251 -6.194)\" fill=\"#fff\"\/>\n                    <\/svg> \n                <\/div>\n                <div class=\"testimonial-slider slider\">\n                    \n                                            <div class=\"slide\">\n                            <div class=\"secondary-heading\">\n                                Best oysters you will EVER have. Jess shucks them right there while you enjoy a beer on the whistle buoy patio. And if you want something truly special check out the Dungeness crab boil bucket to take home with you. We split this with 3 friend and it was phenomenal. I had no idea shellfish could be this good (or easy for that matter) at home. Can\u2019t say enough good things. <br \/>\r\n                            <\/div>\n                            <div class=\"small-heading\">\n                                Rob Britton                            <\/div>\n                        <\/div>\n                                            <div class=\"slide\">\n                            <div class=\"secondary-heading\">\n                                Absolutely phenomenal quality Oysters! Passionate staff that make their own sauces and do a wonderful job on presentation. Top notch, bless up!                            <\/div>\n                            <div class=\"small-heading\">\n                                Zach J                            <\/div>\n                        <\/div>\n                                            <div class=\"slide\">\n                            <div class=\"secondary-heading\">\n                                My partner &#038; I ordered (and very much enjoyed) the new Seafood Boil Bucket. The instructions were perfect. We appreciated the advice about saving some of the pieces (corn, potatoes, sausage) for a hash the next day. It is such a cool idea and executed so well. Also, delicious. \ud83d\ude42                            <\/div>\n                            <div class=\"small-heading\">\n                                Pheonix Bain                            <\/div>\n                        <\/div>\n                                            <div class=\"slide\">\n                            <div class=\"secondary-heading\">\n                                The taste, the presentation, the whole experience was outstanding!!                            <\/div>\n                            <div class=\"small-heading\">\n                                Amanda Devos                            <\/div>\n                        <\/div>\n                                            <div class=\"slide\">\n                            <div class=\"secondary-heading\">\n                                Best oysters in the city. It\u2019s true. Perfectly shucked right before your very eyes, locally sourced, delicious house made mignonettes.This guy is kicking goals all things seafood.                            <\/div>\n                            <div class=\"small-heading\">\n                                Yogi                            <\/div>\n                        <\/div>\n                                            <div class=\"slide\">\n                            <div class=\"secondary-heading\">\n                                I have done their seafood boil bucket twice, pop-up oysters\/clam dip (we want more dip!!) multiple times and most recently a co-hosted event at Bear &#038; Joey. Everything is always 10\/10.                            <\/div>\n                            <div class=\"small-heading\">\n                                Mik L                            <\/div>\n                        <\/div>\n                                            <div class=\"slide\">\n                            <div class=\"secondary-heading\">\n                                When I am anywhere downtown Victoria and looking for some quality food, I will go out of my way to make sure to find a Wandering Mollusk pop up. I have been blown away time and time again at the level of quality and freshness I receive every time I eat there. Jess, the owner of Wandering Mollusk, took the time to help educate me in the true way to eat fresh, locally picked oysters and how to properly pair them with homemade sauces and garnishes to fit my taste preference. I find this is a true staple of downtown Victoria&#8217;s local food scene and encourage everyone to go experience it!                            <\/div>\n                            <div class=\"small-heading\">\n                                Adam Berke                            <\/div>\n                        <\/div>\n                                            <div class=\"slide\">\n                            <div class=\"secondary-heading\">\n                                The seafood boil bucket is amazing! We made it with water but I will definitely try beer next time! A must try &#8211; they truly loaded it with the freshest seafood &#038; added the yummiest sauces. The chimi sauce is killer! Also, a huge thank you to Jess for the awesome customer service \ud83d\ude42                            <\/div>\n                            <div class=\"small-heading\">\n                                Alyson Bola                            <\/div>\n                        <\/div>\n                                            <div class=\"slide\">\n                            <div class=\"secondary-heading\">\n                                It is challenging to plan for birthdays during COVID lock down, but I was pleasantly surprised when I stumbled upon the Wandering Mollusk. I ordered the dungeon was crab bucket and it was a big hit! Really elevated the experience of a birthday dinner during lockdown. I am an amateur around the kitchen but this is a no brainer! Pop it on the stove and 20mins later &#8230; dinner is ready to serve.                            <\/div>\n                            <div class=\"small-heading\">\n                                Cindy Chew                            <\/div>\n                        <\/div>\n                                            <div class=\"slide\">\n                            <div class=\"secondary-heading\">\n                                Amazing clam dip and the freshest oysters. Also the gent running the joint was rad. 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